karofsky:

“Okay, you guys. I’m back…”

neonvqmpire:

my autistic ass after spending the entire day masking:

harveyguillensource:

Trailer for WWDITS season 5 episode 6, Urgent Care.

thisisnotacreativeusername:

we know laszlos witch skin hat is cursed but i propose nandors red coat is cursed bc hes always at his most bitchless with that thing on

catboy-miku:

Has anyone made this already? Probably

Anonymous said: Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

snapscube replied: Penis blast hilarious

snapscube:

starlightcataclysm:

snapscube:

fwugresonance:

gh0stquartz:

frambicallyscrantling:

penis blast nefarious

diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various

penis blast electrical

penis blast delectable

penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable

sorry

paperlignes:

NANDOR THE RELENTLESS
WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-)
SEASON 5, EPISODE 3: PRIDE PARADE

boxur:

boxur:

boxur:

“DNI: freaks” do you realize how conservative you look

freaks please interact

this is the first time one of my posts has been tagged like this and out of all of them i think id be glad if this one got 100k. because firstly i need to find my fellow freaks but also we need to shame people who are anti-freak because like. why do you hate to live deliciously

hopepunk-humanity:

Maggie the poet

foone:

tranarchistscum:

foone:

thoughtfuldragon:

foone:

Friendly reminder for any other people on the autism spectrum:

It’s not recommended to offer to kill someone’s dad, especially if you’re talking to a stranger

may I please have more context?

Sometimes dads are terrible and should die, and you can console people by offering to rid them of this troublesome parent, but you should be friends with the person before making the offer

how the fuck are we supposed to make friends if not through gestures of patricide?

Unknown. I’ll provide updates if I ever figure it out

brashtea:

ALT

watching season 5 has me thinking Guillermo didn’t consider the consequences of becoming a vampire enough

the-haiku-bot:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

msilverstar:

decolonize-the-left:

aspiring-creative-person:

luxwing:

immrbrightsideeee:

my-writer-jus-hates-the-clock:

cantsleeplogan:

phillipfancypants:

images-that-are-only-blessed:

Also: while we’re doing checkpoints, make sure you’re on WiFi and not data

And unclench your jaw

If you need to use the bathroom you have to do that now

Please get that drink of water and remember your meds

If you can’t remember the last time you showered/brushed your teeth here’s your sign to try and do those today

Set an alarm for tomorrow if you need to!

don’t forget the laundry in your drier

This was very helpful, I took my meds and had a shower.

If you haven’t yet slain thine enemies, take a quick break and do that

If you haven’t yet

slain thine enemies, take a

quick break and do that

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

ghostlyheart:

ALT

ALT

I feel like it’s really important to point out that blondja is wearing cowboy boots

this-is-a-love-story-isnt-it:

Favorite Star Trek series

The Original Series

The Next Generation

Deep Space Nine

Voyager

Enterprise

Discovery

Lower Decks

Picard

Prodigy

Strange New Worlds

The fact that Strange New Worlds has become my favorite Trek series inspired this poll.

Please reblog for bigger sample size!